Friday, June 26, 2009

Self-Helpless

I love trolling through the Relationship, Psychology, and Self-Help Sections of the book store. Completely aside from the fact that I am a neurotic female and think that I can change everything that is wrong with me (even when it turns out that I am not the problem), it's fun to make fun of the titles.

For example:

There were two books that caught my eye: Why Doesn't He Call? and Why Doesn't He Propose? I made the lightning-fast observation that there needs to be a third in the series: Why Do You Give a Damn?

Another title: Loving the Older Man. I mentally noted that the more accurate title would be Loving the Creepy Commitmentphobic Older Man Who Has STDs and a Criminal Record of Domestic Violence. Ahem. Moving along.

Not surprisingly, the book that appealed to me the most was Bitter is the New Black.

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