Not that long ago, I was having conversation with Recent Acquaintance, who informed me that "Clumsiness was hot." I think he was being sarcastic. But ha! Sarcasm and mockery do come back to haunt us. In this case, Recent Acquaintance realized how hot clumsiness can be when he broke two toes, trying to avoid stepping on his kittens. The really sad thing about this is that he broke his toes separately, on two different occasions. And now he is hobbling everywhere. Really hot. Recent Acquaintance has now been dubbed "The Gimp." Poor fella--I actually feel bad for him. As clumsy as I am, I have managed to avoid broken bones.
At least they match.
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